My dog is my silent witness.
He does bark at doorbells
and vacuum cleaners.
The vacuum thing is not his fault though.
He is just a little paranoid.
He may say the same thing about me,
if he could talk.
He might tell you that I move around a lot
when I am trying to fall asleep
and that I cannot stand to have anything up against me
when I am resting
I hog the blankets.
You don't need my dog to tell you this, though.
My husband will expound, I am sure.
Benji would tell you that I eat too much,
because I cannot seem to read a book
or watch a movie
without something good to eat.
Yeah, my dog could explain
the extra few pounds I can't seem to shave off.